The joy of G-Chat

Here is the transcript from a G-Chat conversation that took place between me and my friend Michelle tonight. *Names have been altered to protect the innocent*. Enjoy!

20 minutes

8:57 PM me: Edward* is over here and he just asked us on a date- and vocally admitted that we are a last resort because he has already asked other girls who turned him down!!! He is still explaining his plan

8:58 PM Michelle: you had better as heck shoot him down

me: direct quote from him- "that way everybody is happy"

Michelle: any guy that straight out tells you that you're a last resort deserves to be shot down

8:59 PM me: this is possibly the funniest thing I have ever done- he can't decide who to ask right now- it's between me and Lindsay

9:00 PM Michelle: hopefully he'll ask you, you'll shoot him down, then he'll ask lindsay, and she'll shoot him down too

me: :)

that would be the greatest thing in the world- I haven't laughed this hard in a lng time (as I try to suppress my laughter and still carry on a conversation with this guy all while G-Chatting with Michelle)

Michelle: honestly, that's pathetic of him

me: he just said "so should this be a real date or a pseudo date!!" (What in the world is a pseudo-date anyways????)

9:01 PM Michelle: oh wow

me: I almost peed my pats cause we talked about it this morning (Michelle and I had talked about how guys really seem to like doing this "pseudo-date" thing lately and we don't quite get it- it is a date or it isn't- how old are we???)

Michelle: seriously, that's a riot

me: you would be dying

Michelle: men have issues!!!!

me: seriously

9:02 PM oh heavens- he is now on the phone with Jacob* and trying to figure things out before he asks us on a date- IN FRONT OF US!!!

Michelle: unreal

9:03 PM me: Oh- this is SO BLOGWORTHY!!!

Michelle: hahaha

Definition of a pseudo-date, courtesy of the online urban dictionary: when one person asks another person to do something and only one person knows that it's a date.

So there you have it. This is definitely not the first time something like this has happened at apartment 27 aka "the fly trap". It actually happens quite frequently. As a follow-up- he is a nice guy and we are all really good friends. It was just REALLY funny!!! Gotta love my life!!!!!