a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.....
Yesterday my roommates and I arrived at church about 15 minutes early. I had enough time to walk down to the Bishop's office on the other end of the building and get tithing slips for all of us and get back before Sacrament meeting started, so I embarked on the journey. I made sure to walk really far away from the women's restroom door that swings outwards and has nailed me twice now (in front of tons of people i might add- and it isn't easy to recover from that kind of impact in heels!!!). I was almost down to the office when everybody began filing out from some meeting that had just ended in there. One of the counselors in the bishopric walked past me and smiled and proceeded on his course to the chapel. The next one walked right to me and made eye contact and said, "Hi Melissa". I replied, "Hello!" and smiled at him. I figured that it would be more of a hassle to correct him than to just play along and pretend for the moment that I was Melissa. It was kind of funny to me that he was the one in charge of my calling, but they have tons of names and faces to learn so I just chuckled inside and kind of forgot about it. Later on after Relief Society it was time to put away the chairs. My visiting teacher came over to set a time to visit me this month and as we were talking, a girl in our ward walked up behind us and needed to get through. She said, "excuse me, Melissa". My visiting teacher's name is Katie and they have known each other for a long time so apparently she was talking to me. I moved out of the way and let her pass. As I was walking out of the room to go to the car, someone that I didn't know bumped me and I could have sworn that I heard them say, "sorry Melissa". Now, I didn't know the girl, and maybe my mind was fixed on it, but I swear that is what I thought I heard. My roommates had a pretty good chuckle over it when we got to the car and I told them about all 3 incidents. That is definitely the oddest Sunday that I have ever had. Yeah, I've been called the wrong name repeatedly and I wouldn't think anything of it if I were called the wrong name 3 times in one day at church. But, the SAME wrong name- that's kinda strange!
Maybe they are trying to tell me something. I, being my nerdy self, looked up the origin of the name Melissa on the internet and found out that it means a honey bee in Greek. But, it can also mean scornful or full of wrath. Perhaps I just had a horrible scowl on my face all day. Who knows! The first famous person named Melissa that is listed on Wikipedia is a professional female wrestler. Maybe this is the direction I am supposed to take in a career- I don't know. I think I'll go buy one of those gold necklaces that everyone used to wear when we were in Junior high that has "Brittany" written on it so that it will just take all the hassle out of learning my name. Better yet, why don't we all just wear them. I mean, that is how we know what Dogs' names are- we look at their collar- hm, this could be the beginning of something BIG...........

2 comments:
Oh man! That is so weird! I wonder where all of that was coming from. Britt-face doesn't even sound anything like Melissa. Weird.
hilarious!!
oh melissa... you crack me up! :)
i totally let people call me wrong names all the time... i agree its hard for people to learn names in a ward, and then i feel bad to point out when they are wrong... so i usually let it go.
but one time it effected me because this one parent who's kid comes to me for music lessons, wrote me a check and put HILLARY instead of Holly and when i got to the bank they were like... um, we cant cash this... its not you.
so now i know that there are SOME people who just BETTER know my name dang it! :)
love you brit.
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